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I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Good point.
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
