ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe earring conspiracy theoryi.ibb.coimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1941arrow-down19
arrow-up1932arrow-down1imageThe earring conspiracy theoryi.ibb.coZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squaremanucode@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up96·1 month agoDidn’t he get vaccinated against COVID-19? The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 month agoI don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoGood. Because that would be communism.
Didn’t he get vaccinated against COVID-19?
The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.
I don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.
I do.
Then do it! Refute my explanation!
no thanks
Good. Because that would be communism.
In that case, now I’m tempted.