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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down4·8 months agoWith a high rate of mooovement.
minus-squaredoublejay1999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down5·8 months agoHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
minus-squareRinseDrizzle@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down4·8 months agoThink we milked this for all its worth
minus-squareEvilEyedPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down4·8 months agoNaw I still got some beef with this story
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-28 months agoMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track. Edit: Extra pun
minus-squareelephantium@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·8 months agoFetchez la vache!
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down5·8 months agoand a lot of moooomentum
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don’t have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
Fetchez la vache!
and a lot of moooomentum
No bull