Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

Donate enough to their campaign and they might.

How can anyone support him? He’s normalizing their shitty behavior and they love him for it.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

Does it turn the milk orange?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’d say yeet her into the ocean, but there’s already too much trash in the ocean.

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.

Do you think it would stop the muskrat either way?

He would be stringy and flavorless.

Sounds like Scientology.

I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

This one bums me out because Chad Smith is a great drummer and seems like such a a good dude.

As a former pyro main: w+m1 with a back burner.

The amount of people I work with who are 68+ years old, have 45+ years of service and can barely function is beyond depressing.

Is there a non paywall link so I can at least read the article before calling him an out of touch piece of shit?

What are your feelings on the racist lunatic running the company?