But then their fries are freaking disgusting.

We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.

No, they’re doing it for themselves. The US is just a beneficiary of their efforts.

It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

In China they’re more like $1000

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

Scrolling marquees, blinking text, background midi music, hit counters, guest books, and web rings?

They should have topped it off with 500 miles, my dawdurrrr, and maybe throw in mr Jones just to really dial up the pain.

Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books.

At least they aren’t putting Weezer songs in their books.

You’ll continue to enjoy 12 months for the price of 20.

LOL, bullshit.

They have been needing to raise taxes on the wealthy for decades, but they’ve been reducing them instead.