College students
Also depressed 30-odd year olds who’ve been eating it for 20. Fucking. Years.
Im tired.
Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.
Through very little effort, you’ve leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.
Through very little effort
I’d like to introduce you to depressed people
Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort
Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There’s always bread.
Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.
Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.
Meal prep
Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so… no.
Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.
Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.
You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.
Know what’s even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.
Simply not eating until you expire.
Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.
Congrats, now u can afford a house!
Wait, no…
Death is actually very expensive, it’s just not the dead person that foots the bill.
Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost
You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ
You doing okay bud?
He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?
Nope. But thanks <3
I know this is memes, but instant noodles weren’t invented to prevent starvation. On launch they were actually many times more expensive than fresh noodles.
I visited some friends in Japan. On my way out, one gave me a couple premium looking bowls of instant Ramen.
I was like “oh hey, thanks, but that takes up a lot of space. I don’t have room in my luggage”
He just said “for airport” and it was all clear. I ate like a champ!
How did you get hot water at the airport?
Last time I passed through Taipei they had a water dispenser by the restrooms that had options for searing hot and “cold” water (it was lukewarm at best). I’d imagine Japan would have something similar.
Some of the premium ones are self heating so you just can add bottled water
Wtf for real? Why don’t we have those?
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I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.
The future as imagined 30 years ago.
Back when it was something to look forward to
I sincerely hope people aren’t still smoking cigarettes in 500 years.
Humanity will always find a way to harm itself.
They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.
Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻♂️
Let people drink/smoke
Obviously don’t let people drive drunk and have specific areas for smokers in public places
But if you’re chilling at your house or apartment and want to smoke one outside that shouldn’t be illegal
I’m not stopping anyone from smoking. I just hope people have given up such a dangerous and stupid habit by the 26th century.
Do you think they should give up drinking as well?
Two things humans have been doing as a species for over 5 thousand years?
Are you really arguing in favor of smoking cigarettes?
No I’m saying it should be people’s choice whether or not they want to
And no one said otherwise.
self heating ramen
wat??
The are existing self heating ramens by using the same tech USA army warms their MRE “just add water” no matter temperature
Ah I remember that scene-- I just didn’t think it was cheap enough to actually make sense to use in the real world. I wonder where they’re sold bc I don’t think I’ve run across one in the wild.
Exothermic chemical reaction heats the food, like modern military MREs
There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.
What’s your favorite instant ramen?
Mine has to be Nissin Raoh. It’s so god damn delicious. It’s the closest thing to a real Japanese ramen shop experience.
Indomie. This stuff cooks up more like a lo mein than the normal instant ramen (noodles floating in broth), but if you want to try something different:
https://www.amazon.com/Indomie-Instant-Noodles-Chicken-Flavor/dp/B000VSDCH4
Barbeque Chicken is the good one (it’s like Korean BBQ)
Comes with 3 separate sauce packs, dry seasoning, and fried onion - boil the noodles, strain all the water out, mix all the packets together except the onion, then add them to the noodles. Mix the onion in right before serving (it’ll get squishy otherwise).
Add meat/veggies/egg if you’re feeling fancy.
By far the best instant ramen I’ve found.
Oh yeah. That sounds delish!
I’ve had it and it’s not the same. I recommend you try the Raoh. It’s a true Japanese tonkotsu broth. Or as true as you can get in an instant ramen anyway.
The Cup Noodles stir fry line has been my favorite recently. It’s not anything fancy, but I like how you don’t end up with a broth when you’re done with the noodles.
Ooooh those look very yummy
Shin Black is a treat for me, but I’m usually rocking Jin Spicy.
Lately I’ve been having Paldo Spicy Kokomen ramen, it’s clean tasting and lovely with some green onion and egg.
EDIT: Honorable mentions
- Nongshim Mupama (spicy hearty veg)
- Nongshim Neoguri (spicy seafood udon style)
- Samyang Nagasaki ramen (spicy seafood, white)
I really like Hikari Miso.
Um… oriental flavor?
I don’t know why anyone would choose ramen as a poverty meal. Beans cost about the same and are far more nutritious.
Good thing I’m a nutrient consuming robot who just needs fuel to power my circuits and not a human who has to taste things.
Frankly I don’t know why the grocery store has anything other than just beans. It would save so much time.
Because it’s easier to make, easy to clean up, and NOODLES!
How to make bean
- open can
- heat
- profit
How to make Ramen
- Heat Water
- Add ramen
- Profit
Wait, you’re saying you can get the same “nutrition to cost” value out of wet beans? I assumed you meant dry beans (and this would need to soak and actually cook them).
This might just be location specific, but wet beans are much more expensive (in terms of calories per dollar) compared to ramen every where I’ve seen (lived in South West and Mid Atlantic of US).
Are you saying that’s not the case where you’re at?
Taste?
Depends on the beans. Some taste really good on their own, others are very bland.
Where I live dried beans are usually about on par with ramen, but not canned beans.
do you have any noob-friendly recipes for beans? More specifically, some western style (US or Europe)?
One of my favorite meals is beans, sausage, and rice with some hot sauce mixed in. It’s such a nice comfort food, and it’s incredibly cheap and pretty nutritious.
You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.
You still need to cook it. It can’t beat pouring hot water into a container in terms of simplicity
Maybe they don’t like beans. I don’t generally like beans unless they’re in something else.
I generally don’t like beans unless they are something else
Not even in Mexican food?
i can live with it, but i’d prefer it just be more meat or rice
Pro tip for ramen with a packet of seasoning. Only use like 1/4 of that seasoning. It will still taste awesome and you wont feel like shit after you eat it.
I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.
And add a dash of sesame oil
This is one of the best improvements you can make to instant ramen. At work I keep sesame oil, furikake, hard/soft boiled eggs, and bonito flakes. Makes every lunch super easy and super delicious. Especially if you have access to boiling water. I keep an electric kettle at my desk for this reason.
Peanutbutter
Guys don’t do this
That’s the opposite of a pro tip. Guess you are one of those people who water down coffee.
Ramen… How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?
Pure carbs.
Try adding some eggs and veggies and you’ll be full for a lot longer
Yeah, but I could eat eggs and veggies at that point. You know, for half the cheap-ass fat-content
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Lots of fat in instant noodles.
Instant udon best.
Probably the highest Nobel prizes to calories consumed if any food
