High school mentality.

Lorde’s “Yellow Flicker Beat” sounds like it was written for this guy.

The survivors may be elite once they make it out the other side tho. Maybe that’s the deal. It’s like money laundering, but with people

Found the South African 😄

You’re not repackaging and selling it on for profit tho. That’s different and thus illegal because reasons

So, an oubliette, like someone else mentioned above 👍

Which one needed the jump start tho

I think the bible even warns them to be on the lookout for charlatans like him. I can’t remember the quote/chapter/verse tho.

!Wifi = not-wifi = there’s no wifi, there’s no internet! 😱

There was a scifi short story from some time ago, wish I could remember the name, where one of them woke up, and realised all the others he’d signed up with, in the cryo chambers around him, had all been harvested for organs and body parts.

Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants

They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

“if I can’t have it, no one can!”

smashes all the toys before going home

Religious zealots.

Probably just some baboons.

Misleading headline.

They’re just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they’ll take it away again 😔

It’ll be even more awesome when they add entangled AI to everything

Definitely the latter! 😁

I think I work with this guy.

That’s coz he’s asleep in court, facing hush money charges

They’ll probably try a strongly worded letter, and maybe even escalate to a condemnation if that doesn’t work.