I feel like I know her but sometimes my arms bend back
Definitely not the UK, unfortunately.
Saving this for future me with wet dog smelling dishwasher. Thanks for the tip!
Well this definitely makes me reconsider using their IDEs now. How can you be that tone deaf?
Musical talent. I’d love to be able to sing and play guitar but I have no aptitude for it at all.
My dad was abusive, and after reflecting on it for a while I ended up cutting off all contact 10 years ago. Best decision I ever made.
I spend enough time at work during the day, I’m not letting some manager take my sleep from me too. Fuck that.
Oh my god cuntface is my new favourite insult. Thank you for this!
I got a robot vaccuum cleaner (Samsung Jet Bot), and while pricey it’s saved me so much time and effort keeping my apartment clean. Definitely worth the money.