Constantly. Every part of my body. Like even weird places like my shins or palms.

Touch base

Being able to eat, like, 8 meals a day and not feel like shit that night or the next day.

At some point my metabolism finally started to slow down.

2, obviously

Are you me at my job? Because this sounds like you are me, and you work at my job.

What a great episode

Wait so which one is you?

Well, Thunderbird, for one. Outlook makes me sad.

I have been using SP at my job for like a decade now and I still cannot find my way around it and have to bookmark specific pages/folders so I can find them again.

It’s aggressively, in-your-face bad.

I think most everyone who is sane has moved on to coding in MS Word by now. Much better, and you can italicize and bold parts of the code for emphasis.

Telpthic?

Oh I would probably love it

Gotta invert that mouse

Cottage cheese, apple sauce and pickled red cabbage. Or sub out the cabbage for pickled beets.

I have my reasons.

No, but I don’t believe I saw the issue until the 6.13.x kernels either

What kernel version? I had similar issues on similar hardware. These have gone away in more recent kernels though.

Someone needs to

Nope. Just like cumming, I want to sleep as much and as quickly as possible.

This is provably what I would have needed. But since I couldn’t log in, I couldn’t do anything.

I used to use Plex, then one day my internet was down and since Plex couldn’t phone home, it wouldn’t let me log in to watch media ON MY LAN.

So yeah it’s inherently broken. That’s before you even consider the licensing.