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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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        klaus!

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    You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

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      A forklift licenses mean practically nothing. I’ve seen grown men who have been on a forklift their whole lives make stupid mistakes over and over while kids a fraction of their age without a license can flip dimes.

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        We had a forklift operator who sold his car for cocaine. He would do an entire shift without his forklift stopping once. When he failed the drug test our offload time drastically increased.

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          Drug testing for cocaine is a rookie boss mistake. You gotta test for downers like pot and heroin that make your employees lazy. Uppers like cocaine and meth should be strongly encouraged.

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    “everyday” = “mundane”

    “every day” = “daily”

    Here’s your tree.

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      deleted by creator

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    And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

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    https://youtu.be/Cwmo_4S7UXY?si=y4Ylt5DwUSWZrWxZ

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