Where all AIs belong.
Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
We’re definitely living in the pooture
Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
"but it’s not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out … once? twice! "
I know a guy that’ll do this for free!
Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
Oh no. I’m not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
The job AI deserves, to be sure.
Poop jokes and big tech’s data hunger aside, this seems to me one of the more useful applications of AI: Checking for early signs of medical problems.
I have Crohns. This would help monitor disease activity for sure. And having more data could help understand triggers better.
…Uranus.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHJCTJDYHVDHV!!!
And apartment dwellers who share a bathroom, don’t worry — Throne’s for you too. “Just set up individual profiles in our app,” the startup’s website advises, “and thanks to Bluetooth, Throne knows exactly who’s who.”
They gotta set up an emergency fund for people to get new housing if their roommate brings one of these things home
I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too
Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
No no. It’s regurgitating shit on the internet.
Isn’t that Smar Pipe?
