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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Oranges? In this economy?

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Oranges? In this economy?

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use

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      I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

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        You are technically correct

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      yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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        The goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?

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        It’s gotta be Obvious Plant

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          Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.

          True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.

          This is more of a True Wagner situation.

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        Adults are all total creeps

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        Woosh

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          people like you should’ve stayed on reddit

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            It’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes

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              it’s not like I’m taking this serious

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                Your comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke

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                  the part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not

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                    You feel like the person (you say they’re an adult for some reason) is a creep for writing the joke that specifically makes fun of that weird sentence?

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