So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

      My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

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          4 months ago

          I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

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              4 months ago

              Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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                4 months ago

                Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

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                  4 months ago

                  Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

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                    4 months ago

                    Nothing magical about it. It’s simply, objectively superior.