This should have more than one ham
… so that you can “clamp your hams”
Its plural in the sense of adressing a group of people and their hams
Bart, what is the sound of one hand clamping?
One hammed clamping
Damn.
The dr diagnosed me with a terrible case of hammed clamping
I’m clamping the ham right now boys
Hell yeah brother
HELL YEAH! CLAMP IT! AROOOOOOOO!!!
You clamp that ham! Go for it! We’re right behind you. Figuratively, that is, not literally. Literally would be crossing a line.
Vice your hams?
Clamp
Oh… I’ll put my pants back on then.
Oooooohh
Secure your pork
Friendship ended with Beans & Jeans. Now I only hang out with clamps & hams.
Sneed’s Feed & Seed?
crank your ham?
You, sir or madam etc, are a genius.
Syntax error
So what’s the next verse? Stamp your keys?
