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Dav09@mander.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

... i guess not

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... i guess not

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Dav09@mander.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    1000005779

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      All must be sacrificed for glorious labour, blessed be its name, holiest of holies.

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      Level measuring guy from water world moment.

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    Then there’s the guy from Hiroshima still going to work in Nagasaki after surviving the first bomb.

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      And surviving that bomb too!

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        Then he went to his mother in law’s house

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    Is this… a Cloverfield meme?

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      “WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽

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    Instant promotion to… Essential Worker™

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    Work: “You still coming in?”

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      Me: “No, I got COVID.”

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      “Do you pay in Cigarettes?”

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      Chris Hanson would like a word sir, that is a child.

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    I really do wonder if the first thought to cross my mind after witnessing the beginning of an irl avengers-level threat will be “wellp at least I don’t have to go into work”.

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    Isn’t this the basis of zomb100? Where his work life was so shit that when a literal zombie apocalypse happened he finally started living the life he wanted. And it wasn’t that he dreamt of survival and shooting dead people, just a bucket list of cool things to do.

    Anyway, I can relate.

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    Some people have all the luck

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    Don’t we all kind of just want a Cloverfield monster to appear inexplicably from nowhere and destroy Manhattan leading the air force to nuke it

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    Guy must have a nice boss.

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    Reminds me of the start of Zom 100.

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    Yes but have you considered how this Coverfield attack will affect the team?

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