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minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIn our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoBecause of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThe leader has issues a new memorandum. You will only be allowed to drink flat, room-temperature, caffeine free Diet Mt. Dew.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSorry, everyone who knows how to make khlav kalash has been deported.
In our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.
Because of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.
The leader has issues a new memorandum. You will only be allowed to drink flat, room-temperature, caffeine free Diet Mt. Dew.
Ewwww, I will take the crab juice.
Sorry, everyone who knows how to make khlav kalash has been deported.