I spent around 7 years trying to remember my old Yahoo password. I merely had to recall my recovery question and the very unique answer I gave it.

Why? Well that was before Verizon bought them out, I was still a member of certain Yahoo Groups, before they shut that down ☹️

My wife lost her wedding ring in May. We eventually found it in November. We were pretty actively looking for it for the whole time. Checked all the vents. Moved the over, fridge, dishwasher, bed, washer and drier. You name it, we checked it. Eventually disassembled the sectional couch and found it under one of the sections. Which was weird because there were no gaps that it should have been able to fall through to get under there. Like, you couldn’t slide a penny under the couch.

For the longest time my white whale was a meme video that could not be found online. In 2010, at the summit of Mt. Washington, I was on a camping trip with a large summer camp group. There is a tourist trap/weather monitoring facility and at the time, in the basement, was a little history exibit about the place. There was a TV in the lobby that had a clip of a video made by the meteorologists called “The Breakfast of Champions”, and I wanted to see it. Only problem is that it cost 2$ to get in and teenage Bahnd had no cash.

The video consists of two of the people who worked at the facility and a very brave camera man, attempt to wait a table outside on the patio. For those who do not know, Mt Washington NH as some of the worst weather in the northern hemisphere, firstly because it is the highest mountian in eastern north america, and because they bother to write it down there. The video shows one person attemping to serve cereal+milk and toast to another guy attemping to hold down a card table & table cloth in ~140 mph winds. Footings are eventually lost and the table is blown down the mountian.

I returned to Mt. Washington, I want to say I went back in 2019, with a fresh 2$ bill (shut up, I can be weird) to finally see the video, only to find the building had been renovated and the exibit had been removed. I asked the staff and in 2017 it had been uploaded to the internet. Link to The Breakfast of Champions.

Now you all can see the meme that was almost lost to time, and I never saw until long after it was already moved online.

The Meaning of Life

20+ years and counting…

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I guess 25ish years?

There’s a comedian I saw on An Evening at the Improv in the late 1980s who was doing a detective schtick.

The joke I remember is “Either this man was stabbed to death with a spoon, or his entire body is breaking out in little smiles.”

I searched and searched for the clip and finally found one link, just one…

That was me having asked the same question a decade prior.

Mine may not be as long as some, but it was super frustrating… I lost my only car key for just shy of 1 year. This was a few years ago and was around the “end” of COVID. I have been working from home for the past 2 years, and since my car was the older one and wasn’t very safe to drive I used my wife’s car whenever I needed to go to the store or pick something up.

So my car sat in the front of our driveway and was ok as is. It wasn’t a big deal, and at first thought ok well it will turn up soon after doing a quick search. Months later, it started to sink in that this wasn’t turning up. Still no biggie, it wasn’t needed and not a huge priority. Fast forward almost a year, and bam, our job is telling us we need to come back 3 days a week in 1 month… I quickly started to panick, and we both went nuts for the next few weeks, ripping the house apart, trying to find it.

I also found a cheap key fob online and decided to get it and have someone come on-site to cut the key to match the car. I felt like an idiot after that worked but realized it won’t start the car because of the security in the fob that needs to sync for it to turn over the car using just the key. So, $150 later and no progress. I decided to call a locksmith, and they told me to call the car dealership because they need the codes to program one if none exist. Oh, this is also going to cost me another $200 or more… car dealership says absolutely not, I have to go there to get the codes because I need to prove it’s me with paperwork since it could be someone trying to steal a car. Didn’t have time for this…

So, about 2 weekends before I needed to return, I’m doing a deep clean on my wife’s car since her and the kids were going to go somewhere for vacation soon. As I am doing this on the passenger side I stick my hand down the left side of the seat and boom, I hit the key fob I lost where it was stuck halfway down. We looked in her car multiple times, but due to it being stuck midway, we never really checked that and only the floor underneath…

Great! Now I know it’s going to be bad trying to start the car after sitting for almost a year. Sure enough, the battery is dead and fully expected. Since it was a costco battery and got it only a few years ago, I was able to do a full return and grab another without having to pay since it needs to reach like 2 years minimum before it starts depreciation and I was a few months before that. Get the new battery in and boom! Starts right up. I get excited for a second… then I step on the brake and boom straight to the floor. At this point I’m now nervous. Luckily my father is a mechanic and he is able to spot the problem which was a pinhole opened up in the back line near the left tire. We order a new metal wire and he makes a brand new line by shaping it to match the existing one that connects across the back of the car. After a few hours success. Looks promising! Then I put it in reverse, and it goes nowhere… my father then finds the trans fluid is really low. We take a gamble and buy like 5 quarts to fill it. Seemed promising and holy crap it worked. The next day I try to go for a drive just to use it and same issue. Father comes back and realizes the fluid is basically gone again. While under the car he now realizes the entire tank it sits in was rotted out. He says this was probably the best problem to have since it was like $20 bucks to order an entire new one to replace it. Get that in the next day and fill it back up.

It has been working ever since, and I was able to make it back to work in time. That was a year and a half ago. Just for reference, the car was brand new when I brought it in Jan 2007 and has 247k on it. I am actually in the process of obtaining a replacement car finally in the next few weeks. For having the car for so long I will admit it was incredibly reliable and I put almost no money into it outside a few parts every few years like the starter or alternator which isn’t bad for 18 years.

I’ve spend 30 years (as of October 2nd) looking for “BORT” novelty license plates in every gift and souvenir shop I’ve been in.

I’ll let you know when I find it.

It won’t be the longest time compared to others that commented here, nor will it be the funniest one, but it ought to be the stupidest thing one has searched for.

I spend the last couple months searching for a 1$ notebook (without any important or precious notes in it) plus the 0.50$ crystal Bic pen that accompanied it.

I don’t care about these two but I also cannot understand how/where/when I lost them. It just makes no sense. So, for the last two months I’ve been searching everywhere, which also means searching every single one of the many streets I could have walked by (I try to go everywhere I can walking).

And, yep, I am still searching today. Maybe not as actively but I still am. And that still drives me crazy to not know what happened to them :p

On the other hand, around the same time I also lost a portable Samsung SSD drive that was worth a couple hundred. But this one I barely searched for it as I was almost certain I had mistakenly put it in bag of stuff I gave away to a charity (yep, the drive was encrypted, like all my other drives) ;)

Honestly it took 21 years to find a reason to live.

However it also took 22 years to find a name I actually liked.

I once had a Super Nintendo game involving a phoenix that I actually spent money in a pay phone calling Nintendo power over.

Still don’t know the name of that game and I’ve been trying to figure it out for 20 years.

At one point I thought it was guiding light

Still waiting on my dad returning with cigarettes. I hope he’s ok.

Oh! I was trying to find the Mozart piece o learned to pay as a kid. It was one of hundreds of minutes that he wrote. Finally found it a few months ago on Spotify! So, a few decades on that.

Also I’m looking for a recording of the episode of The daily show that featured the theft of Crimewatch signs in Northwest PA.

Doubtful it’s the longest I have looked for something, but going on a month or so trying to find my baking sheet. I just want to roast some veggies damn it. How do you lose a baking sheet!?

Walk by Pantera. I used to play it on my Xbox 360 while I played Lost Planet back in high school and even back then I never did know the name of the song. All I knew was the distinctive riff in the song. Then, by pure chance, I heard that riff in a YouTube video nearly 8 or something years later