Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.

Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Remember that constitution they loved so much?

Fuck ICE

No prob ICE, fuck you.

Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.

Fuck ICE

All my homies are c/HydroHomies

Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.

FUCK ICE

Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn

Hey, ICE, I’m posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.

Hire contractors? They can just ask, I’ll even link them the bad things I’ve said.

The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.