Fun fact, in his hometown of Dayton he’s banned from most bars
By that logic Luigi should get a slap on the wrist. Those 3 shots took no time.
no fan of chatgpt/llm’s generally.
but i feel comfortable calling this a chatgpt win!
I believe it’s properly pronounced “Brock ‘THE RAPIST’ Turner”
Give that worm intro music and watch Kittle come flying in with a not staged elbow
Convicted rapist Brock Turner is his full title.
Ackchyually it’s convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner, I read somewhere online that he goes by Allen Turner now.
I remember looking up Brock Allen Turner the rapist on social media a couple of years ago and seeing he’s learned absolutely nothing from all of this and just whines about how hard it is with everyone calling him a rapist. Y’know because he raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster
Ah, Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist, now you mention it
He never heard about Streisand Effect:
Or as it is now known in Australia, The Rinehart Effect
Do they need a different name because the toilet flushes the other way?
Nah, the richest person in Australia just broke the Streisand Effect world record, making most of the world aware of how filthy rich and thin skinned she is.
Also made the more inquisitive of us look into all of her corruption, climate destruction, and racism amounting to advocating genocidal policies towards indigenous Australians.
Maybe we should change it to the Streisand-Turner effect?
Hey, are we talking about convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner?
Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that raped that innocent poor girl, that guy? Sheesh it’d be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name
Brock Turner? The rapist who tried to change his name to Allen Turner to avoid recognition? That Brock Allen Turner the rapist?
Which rapist? Brock Turner or Allen Turner? In any case it’s clear we’re talking about a RAPIST
If only I could remember his name and crime he was convicted of.
No problem, happy to help, it’s Brock Allen Turner and he’s a convicted Rapist
Oh good, thanks for the help. I appreciate it.
So we’re discussing Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist?
Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist sounds like a literal piece of human garbage.
As does his father. For defending it.
100 % agree.
Didn’t he change his name? Y’all what’s his new name
Allen Turner iirc.
I guess the Brock, in Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist is now silent.
Yeah he started going by his middle name after being convicted for raping a girl behind a dumpster.
To be clear, you mean Convicted Rapist, Brock Allen Turner?
Edit: I’m well aware of the case. And the shit judge Aaron Persky who was recalled over his ‘boys will be boys’ attitude in his statements.
The same, son of Dan “20 minutes of action” Turner.
Absolutely fucking gross all around. ‘But he is a student athlete, so obviously we must not threaten his prospects!’
Yeah, he had so many more interesting rape targets in his future, some of them would even be conscious!
Brock Obama
Thank you imma introduce him to an Italian friend o mien
Silver linings lol. Brock Turner is a convicted rapist and complete piece of shit.
So basically what they are saying is that raping people isnt as bad as long as you keep it quick.
Idk, 20 min isn’t exactly quick in my book, sounds like he had some trouble getting it up.
Just the tip and only for a minute Turner. Ohhh! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist!
ole “Quick Draw Turner”
“Your honor, my son doesn’t even last that long!”
Not that Turner doesn’t deserve this, but imagine if people had spent this much time highlighting the rapist that just got elected president and won the popular vote.
They did. The people didn’t care.
It was a feature, not a bug, for many of them.