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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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    Time to suggest a coffee and a piss stop, and furiously Google “one day car insurance policies” I think.

    That, or make sure your life insurance policy is in order and text your partner “enjoy the free house!”

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    Can we flip this meme so he’s on the passenger side?

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Now you went and made it a British meme, complete with a weird accent.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          Flip the text upside down for an Aussie accent? Oh, and add in a few "oi"s and a “cunt,” or two.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        Well you’re not supposed to flip the text.

        Though now that could be its own meme.

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      Maybe he’s in a left-hand traffic country

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        Obviously. He also seems to look quite British for some reason.

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          Yeah, it’s Barry, 63 when he was 8

          • Dicska@lemmy.world
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            It’s probably all that booze.

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          It’s his face.

      • boonhet@lemm.ee
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        He probably isn’t, he regularly drives different cars for fun. Takes a bit of assistance though.

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      Why is it only Americans who say these silly things? Nobody from a left driving country would complain about a meme being the other way.

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        We do it just to annoy you.

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    He’s just talking about about his 1000hp, lifted, Ford Excursion, named River Horse, that he recently rolled. Besides the crippling medical debt, everything is fine.

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    I am to german to understand this. Reaching normal traveling speed means it’s free and you can talk

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    laughing in autobahn

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    Ive done that with her in the car. I don’t recommend it. Not proud of it either.

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