“How else am I supposed to shoot my webbing??”
“How else am I supposed to shoot my
webbingwhite, sticky fluid??”
Thatwasthejoke
A New York-lore accurate Spiderman
God damnit. I need follow up. At the very least, we need to hear J Jonah Jamesons remarks!
Fuck it. Just make the next comic a one panel full page daily bugal front page newspaper.
I’d LOVE to read his comments on this manace to society.
For like a super porn magazine or something, sir?
His next fight with Doctor Octopus may be very awkward
Not if Doc Oc doesn’t wear pants!
His arch nemesis ‘hot oil in frying pan’
Probably helps with his Peter tingle.
His Spider verse appearance is going to take the movie to rated MA
So that scene where he pulls off half his mask to kiss Mary Jane could be different in this universe.
Why they calling him ‘spidey’ instead of ‘nakey’?
Eight dicks.
So that’s how he shoots his webs!
Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real…
based.
Spider-Man is “Donald Ducking”
