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Relevant xkcd (which actually helped me find my wife): https://xkcd.com/316/
Since you haven’t explained how this helped you find your wife, I have to assume that you built one and aimed it at random people on the street while making sex noises like some kind of high-precision mating call.
I was about to tell the real story but I prefer your version.
I still want to hear the real one
Wasn’t very spectacular. I had a blog and when that comic dropped I made an article with a “contest” asking which article from another (kind of related) blog the comic was reminding me of. And in case the winner was an attractive woman in my age bracket I offered her to try out the reflector.
My wife wasn’t the first to give the correct answer. But she mentioned being an attractive woman in my age bracket. So we started talking offline and one thing led to another and now we’ve been married for quite a while.
“Holy shit, that guy must be GOOD. I’ve gotta get me some of that.”
Did your wife sell you the elliptical dish?
Your meme has a reference to 8chan, you might want to alter that.
EDIT: OP has rectified the issue.
Oof, was not aware. Appreciate the heads up.
What was the reference?
It had the 8chan logo on the notebook.
What was the reference?
Perfect scenario. One person uses the vibrator on themselves while the other directs the action with the megaphone
Hold the vibrator up to the megaphone’s mouthpiece. Point the megaphone at the genitals of your choice. Buckle up.
