COVID made this accurate
After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry
Take your age That’s your age
Woah.
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
0?
No
NO?
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…If it makes you feel any better it sucks now as well.
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
I want this on my gravestone.
I was told to never do math not even once
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
It means you’re using JavaScript.
I got 5318008
what’s 9 + 10?
21
Knock knock.
21
Eww too old.
📸
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
You pervert
There are no children on this app💀
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you’re old…
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
21 - 2?
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
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Nice
Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
Oh neat, it’s my ssn!
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