Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho
You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.
Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!
That’s enough internet for today
Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea “Human Kangaroo Pocket”. Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.
This is a roo-se!
… dear… god…
You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants…
Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.
I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.
Well, girl pants don’t have pockets
Is this American pants (trousers) or English pants (underwear)?
Quite a different message depending.
Ha! Also, American.
Could you wear a skirt and when she reacts negative about it show this meme?
With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a “Mmmm”.
It’s called “Whinnie the Poohing” and it’s high culture 😤
thats fine, a lot of men dont like to wear a skirt. Only thought it could be funny to have the “no pants” thing differently than normal
Long skirts made for men are usually less problematic, if someone considers trying. They give like a goth or alternative vibe.
Dude it’s excuse for no pants around the house and your wife gets to ogle your ass.
I’m a big fan of pants though.
Maybe you haven’t tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!
That’s a negative Ghost Rider.
Well it’s probably impractical on a motorcycle
I fucking love masc dudes in skirts, there’s a (hopefully good) chance she wouldn’t react poorly
That’s a no for me.
That’s why I used subjunctive :)
I think this meme would look less cool if you replaced it with a man, but on I’m board.
I’m on board*
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Instructions were quite clear. You just need a bigger gun.
seems like a bigger dick would just make exposure more obvious
where are people getting their long sweaters
From their taller exes
Long sweater store
Search “sweater dress”.
Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely
This has been my attitude for some time.
Commando forever!
I hate skirts and dresses though. But I do try my best not to wear hard pants anymore. Pjs and leggings only.
Leggings are her compromise.
I got a bunch of preshrunk plain colored linen pants and shorts and they’re comfy as fuck, cool in the sweaty months and for my job at a bakery, and still look at least business casual (the long pants, not the shorts) even if they’re wrinkly.
Damn, I was about to implement a pants rule for the downstairs but this cute anime chick has given me a new outlook.
I’m on vacation and I won’t have to wear pants for an entire week. This is going to be so nice. SWOOSHY SKIRTS FOR SEVEN DAYS!!!
I just came up with a new kink because of this: Forced pants wearing.
Fuuuuuck that it’s sweatin’ season where I am. Don’t need beads of sweat a-rollin’ down my legs.
So you’d rather have the sweat bind cloth to your legs for extra insulation? What we need is a dimmer switch for the sun, not pants!
My stretchy leggings do a great job of moving the moisture away from the place it’s generated in. I don’t know the science, I just know having leggings on is a lot better for my sweating than a skirt. And trust me, I love skirts.
The only leggings I have are quite thick and keep we warmer than I’d like. I tried on some thinner ones once and they behaved similarly but they didn’t have pockets :(
Nausicaa be like
