MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoOranges? In this economy?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1684arrow-down120
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minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·2 days ago Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use. bro what?
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoHe wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoWell it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·2 days agoyeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoThe goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
minus-squareexasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoObvious Plant puts fake products on shelves. True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards. This is more of a True Wagner situation.
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down12·2 days agopeople like you should’ve stayed on reddit
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·1 day agoIt’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down7·1 day agoit’s not like I’m taking this serious
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·1 day agoYour comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke
minus-squarestebo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·1 day agothe part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not
bro what?
Male doctor
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
You are technically correct
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
The goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
It’s gotta be Obvious Plant
Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.
True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.
This is more of a True Wagner situation.
Adults are all total creeps
Woosh
people like you should’ve stayed on reddit
It’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes
it’s not like I’m taking this serious
Your comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke
the part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not