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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

America calls for aid

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America calls for aid

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

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      Nah they were calling for help, too.

    • Damage@slrpnk.net
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      Fiat isn’t Italian anymore

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    Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

    • crawancon@lemm.ee
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      Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        What’s jaters, precious??

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          Jeans.

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      America is kill?

  • Reuben@lemmy.nz
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    The MacSignal

  • Tja@programming.dev
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    Canada pretends to not be home

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    I won’t be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire

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      KFC bucket on fire

      2026 Olympic flame.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    And nobody will answer.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

      Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

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    Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

    Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Nope. Just his mittens.

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    I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

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      Oh Say Can You See
      By The Dawn’s Early Light
      What So Proudly We Hailed
      In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
      Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
      Through The Ravenous Night
      On The Ramparts We Ate
      Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

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    Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time

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    And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

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    May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

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    If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

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    I first read bacon lol

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    Thoughts and prayers

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    Aurora’s fire

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